1. When you transport a laptop, do you typically..

• Shut it down and put it in a snug case
• Close the lid and put it in a backpack
• Toss it like a frisbee
• Carry it and hope i don't trip
• I treat it like a vial of nitro

2. When you use your laptop, which situation is more common?

• I work on my bed with the laptop on my pillow
• I place the laptop on a flat, hard surface
• Dunno, don't care
• A healthy mix of one and two
• You don't want to know how I use it

3. Do you know what BIOS is?

• A disease, right?
• It has something to do with rebooting.
• It's the middle-man between OS and hardware.
• No.
• Doesn't everyone?

4. When it's time for lunch, do you...?

• I don't eat. Ever.
• Eat off to the side to keep the crumbs away.
• Don't eat near the laptop
• Eat over it. Crumbs are food for laptops
• Only eat non-crumb-producing food near it

5. Your laptop is really, really warm. Do you...?

• Keep working, there's no smoke
• Shut it down, open it up, and clean the dust out.
• Put a cooling pad under it
• Put it on my lap and smile
• Stick it in the freezer

6. You press the power button and nothing happens. Your first reaction is...?

• Panic, then a call to customer support.
• Who painted the screen black?!
• Joy. You'll finally get your money's worth on the warranty.
• You cry for ten minutes before realizing it's unplugged.
• You keep pushing it in hope that something will happen.

7. Where do you plug an external monitor?

• VGA port.
• USB port.
• SATA port.
• The plug will fit anywhere if I push hard enough.
• My laptop has a display, why do I need another?

8. How do you change the hard drive?

• Unscrew the flap and tug the old one out.
• Laptops have hard drives? I thought it was magic.
• I just make do with what I have.
• I have a friend do it for me.
• I'll figure that out when I need to.

9. After years of crumbs, you need to replace the keyboard. Reaction?

• There goes the weekend.
• Pfff, couldn't be easier.
• What am I, a brain surgeon.
• Time to buy a new laptop.
• A quick trip online, and this'll be cake.

10. Your friend asks to borrow your laptop. You...?

• Let them. What's the worst that could happen?
• Hug it to my chest and shriek "No!"
• Don't really want to let them but give over anyway
• "Sure!" I've got it locked down like Alcatraz.
• What is 'friend; and where can I find one?